Dirk<>Roxy for HSO 2012!

 Alright, so I did another little flip turn with the RNG! Important points to note:

• Branch 1's half will be first in the team entry.
• Branch 1 will be Roxy-centric, while Branch 2 will be Dirk-centric.
• Each branch is encouraged to stay as close to the 1500 word count, 2 images limit as possiblehe . This includes image descriptions!
• The prompt is Derse, so whether you use recent updates to your advantage or not, stick to that prompt!
• The entry should be written in second person, present tense.